OMG. Reminiscing about all the stories I used to read. There is one particular one that I love a lot. It's very hilarious, even though I don't really know the characters.

The characters are from some game called Star Ocean 3. Anyway, this girl, Nel Zelpher, has been forced into marriage to her long-time rival, Albel Nox, no thanks to her Queen.

Nel's and Albel's conversations tend to be quite funny, as both of them are as sarcastic as hell. And they're quite curt with each other, often threatening each other, etc. XD It always sends me into laughter.

Excerpts from the story:

About meeting Albel's mother:
"Certainly. Let's start with meeting the parents."

"Your father is dead, Nox."

"So is yours, Zelpher. But my mother is very much alive and she'd like to meet you."

Nel blinked rapidly several times. "You have a mother."

"Contrary to popular belief I was born of woman and not hatched from an egg."


And her tendency to feed people and Albel's size:
"So how do stay so skinny?"

"I run."

"In the morning or evening?"

"Away."

About getting married:
"So where do we get married?" Nel asked.

"According to rumor, such things happen in a church."

Nel sighed and swallowed another spoonful of mashed potatoes. "I suppose you want to get married in Airyglyph."

"Oh yes, I enjoy being in dark, candle lit places that just breath gloom and doom. We'll get married in Aquios where we'll be able to see the assassins hiding in the back."

And their constant arguments:
Nel's hand landed on her dagger. "So what's going to keep me from killing you until Cliff and Mirage show up?"

"Physical speed and chloroform."

"I hate you."

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Haha! And these are just from the first 2 chapters! XDDD (I am not posting everything funny here... I'm too lazy.)

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